bornasastreetz:

fimogenbuttsex:

When writing smut,

It’s so hard to write down the word…cock.

Penis, Cock, Dick, Rod, Length, Member, Sex, Pole, Joystick, Meat, Sausage, Man Mic, um…

Silly String Sprayer.

Everyone thinks it’s weird that we use the words “penis” and “vaginas” in our rps, jsyk.

(via mechamelonman)

Source: crystalnight1
  1. paper-criminal reblogged this from sanityscraps and added:
    I know that feel. Pussy, as well, is really awkward for me, for some reason. It just sounds like a weird word. Cunt,...
  2. anarchybambi reblogged this from mechamelonman and added:
    Everyone thinks it’s weird that we use the words “penis” and “vaginas” in our rps, jsyk.
  3. ceruleanlunacy reblogged this from jackpendragon and added:
    Yeah, once more, without getting into details, even pussy is too weird. As for the cannon and balls, it’s usually easier...
  4. jackpendragon reblogged this from ceruleanlunacy and added:
    Idk, most of the characters I smut with are guys anyway, but the ones that aren’t are the filthy sort who’d use c***. I...
  5. mechamelonman reblogged this from babylocked and added:
    Penis, Cock, Dick, Rod, Length, Member, Sex, Pole, Joystick, Meat, Sausage, Man Mic, um… Silly String Sprayer.
  6. soiscrewedmycompanions reblogged this from crystalnight1 and added:
    This is not just a fanfic author problem. This is also a smut author problem. The idea of using
  7. psymonstark reblogged this from sanityscraps and added:
    i’m pretty fond of ‘manhood’but after about two or three times it starts to get a bit purple-prosey ._.
  8. soundsobeautiful reblogged this from chelseawhoran
  9. babylocked reblogged this from chelseawhoran
  10. barbeauxbot reblogged this from sanityscraps and added:
    “Testicles” always trips me up. “Balls” doesn’t work in some scenes. “Testicles” is too clinical. All other terms for it...
  11. sanityscraps reblogged this from chelseawhoran and added:
    Dude, it’s hard writing words like that with original smut, too. XD
  12. chelseawhoran reblogged this from tauruschorus
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  14. tauruschorus reblogged this from crystalnight1
  15. crystalnight1 reblogged this from summersetlights and added:
    DEAR GOD LILLIE KLDJFBKJDNLS;BN;KB;;KB.DFMN VB;;KL B;DF BJK;DFB;VJBD;KJVDFB;O/VBDFJK
  16. betteroffinyourmind reblogged this from summersetlights
  17. summersetlights reblogged this from betteroffinyourmind and added:
    Slare fangirls unite
  18. milligan-brothers said: write Eli’s wood. Or stick, rod, penis, dick, lollipop. ;D
  19. crystalnight1 posted this